Directed By: Ron Howard

Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor and Ayelet Zurer

Reviewed in four Haikus

Run Robert Langdon
Amid Vatican narrows
No gun, only wit.

Former Jedi Knight
Seeks to make right The Father
Science against God.

Receive the sidekick
Dark hair falls like Hanks’ career
No contribution.

Abandon all hope
Police procedural plot
Sixty is the score.