Directed by: James Cameron

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang and others.

Reviewed in four Haikus

Giant cat people
have orgies with their planet.
This is Avatar.

3D prevents disbelief
and makes my head hurt.

Guerrilla warfare,
meets corporate firepower.
And still it bored me.

Just like Ann Coulter,
Avatar may look nice but
wants a soul.  Sixty.