Happy 146th birthday, Canada.
Though if I really want to get pedantic about things I could point out that Canada didn’t get official autonomy from England until the Statute of Westminster in 1931. By that count Canada isn’t quite 82 yet.
And let’s not forget that Canada, like most Commonwealth nations, is a product of a far from benign colonial enterprise.
The point here is that I’m stalling. I’ve been fighting a kaiju sized headache all day and I’m about ready to sacrifice the next person I see to any Elder God you care to name if it means this headache will stop. Naturally, I didn’t feel like writing in this condition. So happy Canada Day.
Here’s a video for your trouble.