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CBC’s 2013 Bookie Awards: What the Hell Happened?

On Wednesday the CBC announced the short list for its third annual Bookie Awards. Upon review, it didn’t take long to notice the dramatic change in format between this year’s nominations and last year’s. It took even less time for me to feel somewhat disappointed by this reboot. And being that I’m the sort of guy who will likely never find himself in a place to be nominated for any sort of writing award, I don’t mind sharing my disaffection.

While I am sure all of the nominated books are quality works, worthy of attention and praise, it’s hard to look at the structure of the nominations themselves and not wonder if somebody at the CBC has lost sight of what these awards are meant to do, or at least what they managed to accomplish last year; therein the Bookies broadcast an impressive range of talent and type in Canadian writing.

Of the utmost importance to this website’s mandate is the removal of the sci-fi/fantasy/spec-fic category. Last I checked, Canada still has a vibrant and supremely intelligent community of genre writers. Why is this fact no longer worth celebrating in the eyes of the Bookie Awards? Surely if there is room on the ballot for categories like “The Brangelina Award for Most Attractive Book Cover,” “The Hot and Bothered Award for Steamiest Read,” and “The Up All Night Award for Most Spine-Tingling Canadian Book,” then we can find a place for “The Most Fantastic Vision of Another World in a Canadian Book.”

Another problematic change is the addition of “Canadian Author of the Year” and “International Author of the Year.” What’s the difference between “Canadian Author of the Year” and “Best Canadian Book?” Furthermore, should we not expect to see a bit of overlap between the two? How is Will Ferguson the only writer to be seen in both categories? In fact, Will Ferguson is the only Author of the Year nominee to have a book nominated within the Bookies. Forgive my ignorance, but what constitutes an Author of the Year in this scenario? I’m not suggesting these authors aren’t fantastic within their fields. Rather, I’m calling upon the Bookies to offer some sense of qualification for their nominations.

And I do hope my readers will indulge any perceived lack of class on my part for what follows, but in what world do we put E.L. James, and her ersatz eroticism, in the same category as Sir Salman Rushdie? I won’t pretend that I have picked up a Rushdie book post-university, but surely the man who wrote The Satanic Verses is hors concours against an author whose claim to fame is stirring a select audience’s loins while broadly pissing off the kink community.

Also absent this year’s ballot are categories for graphic novels, short story collections, young adult fiction, and poetry. Off the top of my head I can think of enough Canadian authors who published in those categories within the last orbit of the sun to merit some individual recognition.

Taking a broad approach to the awards, I’m not quite sure what the overall message is meant to be. Actually, that’s a lie. I fear I know exactly what the take away is, I just don’t like it. Last year the Bookies made an effort to sample from many walks of Canadian writing in forming their nominations. Every category may not have appealed to every person who visited CBC Books’ website, but there was almost certainly something for everyone. Since the award itself is one of bragging rights and exposure, this diverse scope was good and just.

This year’s taxonomy of awards suggests a celebration of books deemed interesting only by the conveners of the Bookies. Lost is the attempt to mobilize a base of readers with a variety of interests. In only their third year, the Bookies have shifted from aggregators of talent, inclusive of divergent genre and medium, to arbiters of taste. This is not only unfair but a misrepresentation of creative culture in Canada.


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The Daily Shaft: Nominees Announced for the 2012 Bookie Awards

Hot off the heels of Canada Reads, the CBC has announced its nominees for the second annual Bookie Awards. Billed as “the people’s choice” of Canadian literary awards, the Bookies offer eight Canadian and two international categories that represent every walk of written life. The categories for this year’s nominees include, literary fiction and non-fiction, poetry, thriller/mystery/crime, sci-fi/fantasy/spec-fic, young adult, graphic novels, short story anthologies, and international fiction and nonfiction.

Here’s the details on the selection process direct from the CBC.

The finalists were chosen by CBC’s book-loving producers at CBC Books, Canada Reads, Writers & Company, The Next Chapter and more, with consideration given to your recommendations online. The finalists represent our favourite Canadian reads (with the exception of the two new International categories) published between January 1, 2011, and December 31, 2011.

So let’s do a quick round-up on the science fiction category and see who is who.

Brent Hayward – The Fecund’s Melancholy Daughter

Fun fact: Hayward’s first novel, Filaria, was one of the first books that I had the pleasure of reviewing on this website. Mark Dunn likened Hayward’s unique writing style in The Fecund’s Melancholy Daughter to that of Gormenghast author Mervyn Peake. High praise, indeed.  Dunn goes on to say that, “The Fecund’s Melancholy Daughter is dreamlike in its strangeness and complexity. Like a dream, it is difficult to define and difficult to shake. The imagery lingers like archetypes dredged up from the sleeping mind.”

Margaret Atwood – In Other Worlds

In the November 2011 issue of Quill and Quire, August C. Bourré described In Other Worlds as “a collection of essays and other short pieces that tackle [Atwood’s] relationship with “SF” head-on.” I say this with the utmost respect and reverence for Margaret Atwood, but does anybody else think that this book might seem a little more at home in the non-fiction category?

Caitlin Sweet – The Pattern Scars

Ilana Teitelbaum’s HuffPo review of The Pattern Scars describes the book as “a novel of intense contradiction: a lush, delicately imagined nightmare; a horror novel about intimacy.” I’ll admit that I haven’t read the novel myself as I’m usually one to stay far away from fantasy. However, as an intense study in human psychology, The Pattern Scars has just moved into my “must read” list. It also merits mentioning that this is the second book that Toronto based ChiZine Publications has in the running for a Bookie, Hayward’s novel is the other.

J.M. Frey – Triptych

Never in a thousand years did I think I would get a chance to talk about an alien “invasion” novel that features time travel as well as a deconstruction of sexuality as seen through gay sex with aliens. Yet J.M. Frey, a regular guest on the Page of Reviews Podcast, pulled those and other threads together with her debut novel, Triptych. But don’t take my word for it, here’s what Publisher’s Weekly had to say … “Frey tells the story from varying points of view in distinct voices, imagining a world at once completely alien and utterly human.”

Robert J. Sawyer – Wonder

Once again, it’s a book that I’ve yet to read. Though I do feel somewhat annoyed at the people who maintain my information sphere for not doing a better job of foisting this series upon me. I’ll let Cori Dusmann’s review summarize. “Wonder completes the interwoven stories of 15-year-old Caitlin Decter and Webmind, the Internet-based life form she discovered through a retinal implant that allowed her to “see” data streams within the World Wide Web in Wake (2009) and that became a self-determined entity in its own right in Watch (2010).”

Voting for the Bookies closes on March 31, 2012. Head over to the CBC’s Bookie Award page to see all the nominees and to cast your ballot. Remember, this award represents Canadians supporting Canadian authors. So even if you don’t vote in every category, it’s worth your time to vote for somebody.


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Television Review: Men with Brooms

Produced by: The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation

Starring:  Siobhan Murphy, William Vaughn, Joel Keller, Glenda Braganza, Anand Rajaram, Aliyah O’Brien, Brendan Gall and Paul Gross

Summary Judgement:  After enduring thirty laugh free minutes of the CBC’s small screen adaptation the 2002 film, I’ve come to the conclusion that Paul Gross really needs money.

Does 2002’s Men with Brooms count as a cult classic?  Because without a very dedicated fan base – fans like the Browncoats or Jericho’s peanut vigilantes – this show doesn’t stand a chance in hell of making it through its first season.

Shit…okay readers, I’m going to level with you.  I’ve spent at least twenty minutes trying to put this crappy show into words so that I can slag it off in a fashion befitting an underemployed man with a graduate degree.  But this show is so bad that the words just refuse to manifest themselves.  I can hear the wheels are spinning in my brain while the cursor blinks on my screen, daring me to annihilate this show.  Perhaps, it has been a rough weekend and my writing mojo isn’t working.  Maybe I’m drained after enduring thirty minutes of bad writing that had me thinking, “You know, Being Erica isn’t that terrible of a program.”   It could be that there is so much wrong with Men with Brooms that my thoughts are pulling a Three Stooges and the result is a doorframe logjam of critical outrage.  So here’s the fast version of why this show sucks the devil’s balls.

Unfunny white people mingle with equally unfunny ethnic people; some of these people are on a curling team, which is called a rink as the show reminds us no less than seven times.  One white guy on the rink convinces the ethnic guy on the rink to eat meat after giving it up because his domineering wife mind fucked him into doing so at some time in the past.  This is relevant because the prize for the upcoming bonspiel is a cooler full of meat.  Meanwhile, another white guy on the team tells the third white guy on the team that he can’t date the new girl in the office.  The second white guy then becomes a human prop as the third guy tries to sabotage his date with the girl from the office.  The ethnic guy’s wife continues to be an unfunny domineering bitch.  Paul Gross, who narrates the show, shows up in person to reprise his role from the movie.  The ethnic guy really wants to eat meat; the ethnic guy’s wife has mind fucked the first guy into feeling bad about convincing the ethnic guy to eat meat in the first place.  So, the first guy decides to throw the meat match.  Then, for some reason, a second ethnic woman convinces the woman from the office that the third guy actually likes her through a mind fuck of her own.  The guys lose the curling match.  Guy three and office girl end their date on an awkward note, but the writers offer us the hope of something more to come, assuming the show doesn’t get cancelled later this week.  Oh and Paul Gross pops up again for a moment of narcissism that reminds us that this otherwise  unimaginative piece of small-town ephemera has a connection to something that some people at one point thought was mildly amusing.  Unless this show means to be a scattered marriage of mundane banalities, the only point that it brought forward is that men in small towns will do anything for meat and women come in two varieties: domineering bitches and insecure tarts.

That’s it.  That’s all there is to it. Men with Brooms is so cookie cutter mundane that it sapped my will to tear it a new asshole.  It’s so utterly devoid of laughs that at one point I expected to see Stephen Harper in the writing credits.  I don’t know what the CBC is playing at with this show.  Perhaps they think it will appeal to a hipper younger generation?  All I saw was the death of funny.

Overall score: -4

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