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Essential Genre Music Volume 2

That’s right, it’s time for “Essential Genre Music Volume 2”.

I’ve pulled together fifteen (mostly instrumental) selections from television, movies, games, and anime for this ultra nerdy “what if” CD.

So without further ado, let’s get right into some tunes.

The title track – Icarus – Deus Ex Human Revolution Soundtrack – Michael McCann – 2011

McCann’s work on the Deus Ex: HR soundtrack earned him “best in music” nominations in the Canadian Video Game Awards and the BAFTA’s Video Game Awards. It’s a haunting and powerful piece of music that serves as the perfect complement to Eidos Montreal’s recent post-human masterpiece.

Track 2 – Terran Suite #2 – Starcraft soundtrack – Derek Duke and Glen Stafford – 1998

Why this particular piece? Because every time I set out to build something from Ikea, this is the tune that starts playing through my head. More than iconic, the Terran Suite is a touchstone to the very roots of Starcraft’s success as a piece of contemporary mythology.

Track 3 – Tank – The Seatbelts – 1998

If I had to guess, “Tank” is probably second to the Space Battleship Yamato anthem as the most remixed/covered song to emerge from an anime series. It’s also the benchmark for any saxophone players who want to prove their musical chops while simultaneously establishing their nerd cred.

Track 4 – Blade Runner’s End Theme – Vangelis – 1982

I don’t know why I didn’t think to put this on the first volume of essential genre music. In the thirty years since the song was first heard by human ears, it has become the godfather of music to all things cyberpunk.

Track 5 – Inner Universe – Origa – 2002

Perhaps not as iconic as “Making of a Cyborg”, the title track to 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Inner Universe, from the 2002′s Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, has always stood out in my mind as a fascinating song. Setting aside the fact that the lyrics are in Russian, Latin, and English, I’m told the range required to hit all the notes is quite challenging.

Track 6 – Doomsday – Murray Gold – 2006

Yes yes, the actual Doctor Who theme song is awesome. But there’s more to the musical history of the recent series than various takes on a fifty year old tune. As performed by the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, “Doomsday” is tied with “Vale Decem” as the musical high point of David Tennant’s time in the TARDIS.

Track 7 – Audi Famam Illius – Nobuo Uematsu – 2006

Famed Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu lent his talents to “Audi Famam Illius”, the theme song to Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Too bad the game is nowhere near as epic (it’s actually very pointless) as the music.

Track 8 – Prelude to War – Bear McCreary – 2005

The rebooted Battlestar Galactica reached its zenith with the second season cliff-hanger “Pegasus”. There, I said it, and I don’t care how much fan rage it gets me. After Admiral Cain died it was all downhill, albeit at a gentle gradient. This song, which built to an epic crescendo during Adama and Cain’s camera-pan face off, accompanies not only the best moment of the series, but arguably one the finest moments in television this side of the 20th century.

Track 9 – Enterprising Young Men – Michael Giacchino – 2009

Giacchino made a bold decision when he abandoned Alexander Courage’s influence in crafting a new Star Trek theme. Though Courage’s score would be remixed into the ending credits, “Enterprising Young Men” became the headline refrain for Trek’s alternate timeline. Like it or not, it’s here now.

Track 10 – S’il Vous Plait – Fantastic Plastic Machine – 1997

You may not recognize the name, but fans of the British series Spaced will know the song. It’s a song to be played in moments of pure, unrivaled joy. Such moments include getting around giving notice at a job by telling your boss that Babylon 5 is shit (not actually true) so that he fires you.

Track 11 – Bishop’s Countdown – Aliens Soundtrack – James Horner – 1986

I don’t know if it’s fair to say that one track on this album is superior to another. Consider that I haven’t watched Aliens in a couple of years, but I could tell you exactly what scene accompanies each piece of music on this CD. If that’s not the mark of a brilliant piece of musical accompaniment, I don’t know what is.

What’s that? You want me to name the scene where this track plays? Fah, child’s play.

This starts playing as Ripley emerges from the service elevator in LV 426’s fusion plant. With Newt in tow she yells out, “God damn you, Bishop,” suspecting that the synthetic has taken the Sulaco’s remaining dropship and fled. Ripley turns around to see the other service elevator, presumably containing the xenomorph queen, rising up. Low on ammo, she tells Newt to “Close your eyes, baby.” At the last second Bishop flies the dropship into the frame, allowing Ripley and Newt to escape. As the ship tries to break atmo, a computerized voice counts down to zero before the fusion plant explodes.

Track 12 – The Elder Scrolls Themes – Jeremy Soule – 2002, 2006, 2011

Since 2002, Jeremy Soule has been the composer on the hugely popular Elder Scrolls series of video games (Morrowwind, Oblivion, and Skyrim). I suppose I could have just used the Morrowwind theme since the other two are built upon its back, but listening to the evolution of ten years worth of work is just too fantastic to pass up. Also, the Skyrim bit makes me want to drink a lot of mead and pick a fight with somebody weaker than me, preferably in the East coast of England.

Track 13 – Still Alive – Jonathan Coulton – 2007

Unlike the cake, this song is not a lie.

Track 14 – Il dolce suono/The Diva Dance – Gaetano Donizetti, Salvadore Cammarano, and Eric Serra – 1997

Fun fact: The voice of Albanian opera-singer Inva Mula was dubbed over that of the actress playing the Diva in The Fifth Element. Luc Besson’s movies might not be the smartest thing out there, but it takes a certain kind of something to integrate opera into beating the piss out of aliens.

I know I promised a fifteenth track for this piece, but the chances are good that I’ve missed something that you think is absolutely essential. Therefore, track 15 is up to the readers. Leave a comment and telling the world what you think is absolutely essential genre listening.


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Shaftoe’s Rants: Aliens

Two nights ago I came home to find James Cameron’s Aliens on television.  Not only is Aliens one of my favourite movies, but in my mind it is where the franchise ends.  My epilogue to Aliens sees Ripley adopting Newt and marring Hicks.  Ripley’s danger pay allows her to buy a house out in the suburbs where she runs a cat hospital.  Hicks spends the rest of his life doing consulting work for films and television programs featuring the United States Colonial Marines.  As for Newt, she goes to university to become an architect who specializes in ventilation shafts. With the Xenomorph Queen dead, the Weyland-Yutani Corporation gets out of biological weapons and begins dealing in environmentally sustainable cold fusion reactors.  From time to time people talk to me about these things called Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection. While I recognize those words and numbers, they are meaningless to me when arranged in that fashion.

Despite my hatred of James Cameron’s recent work, I’m still okay with Aliens. Despite its age, I’ll take a film like Aliens – you know something with sets and actors and props – over migraine inducing 3D CGI.  However, one thing came up last night that I’ve never really noticed before.  It’s actually a pretty sizeable logic flaw; the fact that I haven’t picked up on it before makes me feel a little slow.

Ripley, Paul Reiser and the Marines climb aboard the U.S.S. Sulaco and fly-off to LV-468.  The Marines do their thing until the Aliens kick their collective asses, destroying their dropship in the process.  Stranded on the doomed planet, the survivors concoct an elaborate plan to fly down the Sulaco’s other dropship via remote control.  Wait one, I have a better idea; why doesn’t Corporal Hicks call the Sulaco’s captain and have him send down a rescue party?  If we are dealing with United States Marines, the Navy should be ferrying them about, right? The Pacific made quite clear that the Navy exists only to be the Marine Corps taxi service.

Seriously, which one of the future Joint Chiefs thought that a starship, something I presume to be a complicated machine, wouldn’t need a crew?  Such frugality might make sense if the mission was under the command of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation’s security division.  Corporations are nothing if not cheap.  However, a military deals in contingencies and that means you crew your interstellar warship, not abandon it in a parking orbit.  I may have imagination to spare when it comes to being terrified of face-huggers and chest-bursters, but the idea that the United States would crew a warship with two rifle squads only to give command to a baby Lieutenant is too much.  No sir, Mr. Cameron.  I’m not buying that one.

Then there’s Lieutenant Gorman, the fearless leader.  Granted that the closest I’ve come to military training is drinking with a Navy buddy of mine, but I disagree with his deployment of forces.  There is a heavily armed starship, two pilots, two dropships and two rifle squads of marines.  Lt. Gorman puts both pilots on one dropship and abandons his starship in a parking orbit.  Personally, I would have left one of my pilots on my starship so that if I needed to call down an air strike I’d have somebody to fire the guns.  Or, if worse came to worse, I could have my other pilot rescue me from my own armchair quarterback incompetence.  Then again, what do I know?  That M.A. in military history is just for decoration.

Finally there is the plan to “prep and fly” a dropship remotely from the surface of LV-468.  I know that Bishop, the Sulaco’s android, is a clever bloke, but I’m throwing out the bullshit flag on this one.  To avoid a fiery death, a starship must orbit a planet; gravity is a real bitch that way.  My math is a bit rusty but I know that in order to maintain orbit around a planet, a thing in space has to move fairly quickly.  What this means for Ripley and company is that there are going to be large periods of time when the Sulaco is on the other side of LV-468 relative to the survivors making line of sight communication impossible.  Even if we assume that the fledgling colony had a satellite network, Bishop would need to be aligning that system, in real time, to keep in constant contact with the Sulaco.  I suppose the Sulaco could have been in a geo-synchronous orbit relative to the colony.  If that was indeed the case, the first dropship should have gone straight down when it initially launched from the Sulaco.  Not to mention the fact that you wouldn’t perceive the planet’s orbit from space.

Ever since James Cameron unrepentantly insulted my intelligence with Avatar, I find myself that much more inclined to dismantle his other films.  Overall, Aliens seems quite preoccupied with passing itself off as plausible, if not hard, science fiction.  If so, why allow for such glaring omissions?  Or should I just shut up and assume that a wizard is responsible?

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Movie Review: Avatar

Directed by: James Cameron

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang and others.

Reviewed in four Haikus

Giant cat people
have orgies with their planet.
This is Avatar.

Unnecessary
3D prevents disbelief
and makes my head hurt.

Guerrilla warfare,
meets corporate firepower.
And still it bored me.

Just like Ann Coulter,
Avatar may look nice but
wants a soul.  Sixty.

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Movie Reviews: Avatar

Directed by: James Cameron

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saladana, Sigourney Weaver,
Steven Lang, Joel Moore, Giovanni Ribisi, Michelle Rodriguez and more.

Review in four Haikus

James new xenomorph
A pretty colour palette
Better in 3D

Plot Pocahontas,
or borrowed Dances with Wolves?
A tree hugger’s tale

Mix Titanic’s gay,
Aliens, Terminator
And a bit more gay.

‘Course not best picture
Still, three Oscars for films strength!
Worth a look, eighty!