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The Oblivion Trailer: A Primer on How to Make an Original Idea Look Mundane

If there’s one take away from the trailer for Tom Cruise’s upcoming sci-fi action flick, Oblivion, it’s that Hollywood still has very little faith in science fiction as a marketable commodity.

On paper, I feel like I should be optimistic about this movie. An IMDB search reveals Oblivion’s director to be none other than Joseph Kosinski, director of 2010’s TRON: Legacy. Controversial as TRON: Legacy is among fans, nobody can rightfully accuse it of being unpleasing to the eyes. Though a sophomore feature film director, Kosinski’s CV also boasts the sublime Mad World” Gears of War trailer.

 

Kosinski is further credited as one Oblivion’s four screenwriters, and the co-creator of a comic book of the same name. Although images from the book’s first chapter hit the internet in 2010, they seem to have been subsequently removed at Kosinski’s request. Reported publisher Radical Studios has also disavowed the project from their online store. I expect this has more to do with the legalities of Disney dropping Oblivion and Universal picking it up than any artistic shame on the part of Kosinski.

After a quick tally, Oblivion seems to have a lot of potential. Then this happened.

 

Fades, smash cuts, bwanghs, and the sound of drums: behold the usual suspects of movie trailers. In an unexpected twist, this trailer never goes for more than three seconds without a new camera angle. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start with the first thirty seconds as they, more than anything else, inform the rest of this trailer’s methodology.

A middle aged white man stands in a crater revealed to be the site of the last Superbowl. A red headed woman is bored by his sports talk. And what is the man wearing, in addition to the ubiquitous futuresque white space suit? Why, nothing less than a New York Yankees cap. Because all men from the future mourn football while simultaneously identifying themselves with the quintessential American sports team. Oh and there’s also a POV shot of what looks like a robot prostate exam. And don’t forget about the ornithopter in the mid-ground of one of the trailer’s first fifteen discrete shots.

Fifteen shots in twenty-five seconds…is that some sort of record for most spastic directing in a trailer? I smell a new Oscar category in the works.

What’s the focus of those twenty-five seconds? Not the robot, not the space man with his space gun, but sports and women being bored by sports. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you what Hollywood marketing execs think about your attention span, your interests, and who you are as part of the movie’s target demographic.

Go for expository voice over and Tom’s hat.

Product placement meets talking down to the audience. Somewhere, an Ad man just bought a Ferarri.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tom’s hat is important because with all the implied aliens, robots, and pew-pew lasers it’s necessary to give the audience something to which they can relate. Nevermind that baseball oozes Americana and words like TRADITION, FREEDOM, and DEMOCRACY. Think of all the money the Yankees must have paid into the production budget for this one scene alone.

The trailer then navigates further away from originality and genuine science fiction motifs with the reveal of Zion and the last free humans Morgan Freeman looking legally distinct from any other African American enigmatic leader type who happens to live primarily underground.

“I’ve been watching you, Jack. You’re curious. What are you looking for in those books?” says Morgan Freeman.

“You’re here because you know something. What you know, you can’t explain, but you feel it. You felt it your entire life,” said Morpheus.

Nope, I don’t see how these two characters could be similar at all.

Morgan Freeman and Laurence Fishburne star as "The Enigmatic Black Guy" Coming this spring to a theatre near you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smash cut to a wrecked space ship and the formerly cute Wall-E robots shooting human survivors in stasis pods. But didn’t the exposition tell us all the humans left the earth, save for Tom Cruise and his fellow robot repair crews? Now we have three groups of people in play, with robots killing one group in a world where humans supposedly drove off an alien invasion at the cost of destroying half the planet.

Cut to space ships, laser battles, robots, mystery women, and title cards proclaiming “Earth is a memory worth fighting for.” Wasn’t that the tagline for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

At this point I’m thinking Oblivion’s formula is 25% Minority Report, 50% The Matrix, 15% Beneath the Planet of the Apes, and 10% Moon – you know just to get the indie weirdoes into the theatre. So much for an original idea from Hollywood.

My big question is this: what’s left of the story for me to actually see? It’s pretty obvious that the alien invasion mentioned in the trailer is still ongoing, only in a different way. Though it’s not said, I anticipate some sort of sanctuary world (Eden Prime, Earth 2, Terraformed Mars, Nuevo Terra, Planet Elysium orbiting Alpha Centuri B) where Humanity has been relocated. Except, in a Shyamalanian twist, there is no paradise and all the humans are being stored in those cryo pods for some pointlessly complex reason. Meanwhile, the Wall-E robots are there to perpetrate a terraforming project in conjunction with these cube things, seen below, which Tom Cruise et al believe to be atmosphere restorers or some such hand waving. Of course with the help of his own personal science fiction Baggar Vance, Tom will be able to save the day and bring all of humanity back to the surface of the world…so they can play football and baseball.

Alternate option 1: The robots are lying to us for our own good – See I, Robot.

Alternate opition 2: Swap aliens for uber plague, possibly from space – See Andromeda Strain and/or Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

These things won't prove to be important at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the end, the decision to use one-hundred twenty (by my count) different camera shots within the trailer is its own undoing. While the voice over may establish a suitable back story, the endless visuals combine with the dialogue to all but telegraph a likely story. In an attempt to draw in the audience with a “hit ‘em hard, hit ‘em fast” trailer, Universal either gives away too much of the actual story, or presents it as something completely derivative despite an original screenplay. Oblivion once again demonstrates Hollywood’s genre paranoia wherein if a movie doesn’t connect to a proven winner, the studios probably don’t want to touch it.


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Essential Genre Music Volume 2

That’s right, it’s time for “Essential Genre Music Volume 2”.

I’ve pulled together fifteen (mostly instrumental) selections from television, movies, games, and anime for this ultra nerdy “what if” CD.

So without further ado, let’s get right into some tunes.

The title track – Icarus – Deus Ex Human Revolution Soundtrack – Michael McCann – 2011

McCann’s work on the Deus Ex: HR soundtrack earned him “best in music” nominations in the Canadian Video Game Awards and the BAFTA’s Video Game Awards. It’s a haunting and powerful piece of music that serves as the perfect complement to Eidos Montreal’s recent post-human masterpiece.

Track 2 – Terran Suite #2 – Starcraft soundtrack – Derek Duke and Glen Stafford – 1998

Why this particular piece? Because every time I set out to build something from Ikea, this is the tune that starts playing through my head. More than iconic, the Terran Suite is a touchstone to the very roots of Starcraft’s success as a piece of contemporary mythology.

Track 3 – Tank – The Seatbelts – 1998

If I had to guess, “Tank” is probably second to the Space Battleship Yamato anthem as the most remixed/covered song to emerge from an anime series. It’s also the benchmark for any saxophone players who want to prove their musical chops while simultaneously establishing their nerd cred.

Track 4 – Blade Runner’s End Theme – Vangelis – 1982

I don’t know why I didn’t think to put this on the first volume of essential genre music. In the thirty years since the song was first heard by human ears, it has become the godfather of music to all things cyberpunk.

Track 5 – Inner Universe – Origa – 2002

Perhaps not as iconic as “Making of a Cyborg”, the title track to 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Inner Universe, from the 2002′s Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, has always stood out in my mind as a fascinating song. Setting aside the fact that the lyrics are in Russian, Latin, and English, I’m told the range required to hit all the notes is quite challenging.

Track 6 – Doomsday – Murray Gold – 2006

Yes yes, the actual Doctor Who theme song is awesome. But there’s more to the musical history of the recent series than various takes on a fifty year old tune. As performed by the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, “Doomsday” is tied with “Vale Decem” as the musical high point of David Tennant’s time in the TARDIS.

Track 7 – Audi Famam Illius – Nobuo Uematsu – 2006

Famed Final Fantasy composer Nobuo Uematsu lent his talents to “Audi Famam Illius”, the theme song to Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Too bad the game is nowhere near as epic (it’s actually very pointless) as the music.

Track 8 – Prelude to War – Bear McCreary – 2005

The rebooted Battlestar Galactica reached its zenith with the second season cliff-hanger “Pegasus”. There, I said it, and I don’t care how much fan rage it gets me. After Admiral Cain died it was all downhill, albeit at a gentle gradient. This song, which built to an epic crescendo during Adama and Cain’s camera-pan face off, accompanies not only the best moment of the series, but arguably one the finest moments in television this side of the 20th century.

Track 9 – Enterprising Young Men – Michael Giacchino – 2009

Giacchino made a bold decision when he abandoned Alexander Courage’s influence in crafting a new Star Trek theme. Though Courage’s score would be remixed into the ending credits, “Enterprising Young Men” became the headline refrain for Trek’s alternate timeline. Like it or not, it’s here now.

Track 10 – S’il Vous Plait – Fantastic Plastic Machine – 1997

You may not recognize the name, but fans of the British series Spaced will know the song. It’s a song to be played in moments of pure, unrivaled joy. Such moments include getting around giving notice at a job by telling your boss that Babylon 5 is shit (not actually true) so that he fires you.

Track 11 – Bishop’s Countdown – Aliens Soundtrack – James Horner – 1986

I don’t know if it’s fair to say that one track on this album is superior to another. Consider that I haven’t watched Aliens in a couple of years, but I could tell you exactly what scene accompanies each piece of music on this CD. If that’s not the mark of a brilliant piece of musical accompaniment, I don’t know what is.

What’s that? You want me to name the scene where this track plays? Fah, child’s play.

This starts playing as Ripley emerges from the service elevator in LV 426’s fusion plant. With Newt in tow she yells out, “God damn you, Bishop,” suspecting that the synthetic has taken the Sulaco’s remaining dropship and fled. Ripley turns around to see the other service elevator, presumably containing the xenomorph queen, rising up. Low on ammo, she tells Newt to “Close your eyes, baby.” At the last second Bishop flies the dropship into the frame, allowing Ripley and Newt to escape. As the ship tries to break atmo, a computerized voice counts down to zero before the fusion plant explodes.

Track 12 – The Elder Scrolls Themes – Jeremy Soule – 2002, 2006, 2011

Since 2002, Jeremy Soule has been the composer on the hugely popular Elder Scrolls series of video games (Morrowwind, Oblivion, and Skyrim). I suppose I could have just used the Morrowwind theme since the other two are built upon its back, but listening to the evolution of ten years worth of work is just too fantastic to pass up. Also, the Skyrim bit makes me want to drink a lot of mead and pick a fight with somebody weaker than me, preferably in the East coast of England.

Track 13 – Still Alive – Jonathan Coulton – 2007

Unlike the cake, this song is not a lie.

Track 14 – Il dolce suono/The Diva Dance – Gaetano Donizetti, Salvadore Cammarano, and Eric Serra – 1997

Fun fact: The voice of Albanian opera-singer Inva Mula was dubbed over that of the actress playing the Diva in The Fifth Element. Luc Besson’s movies might not be the smartest thing out there, but it takes a certain kind of something to integrate opera into beating the piss out of aliens.

I know I promised a fifteenth track for this piece, but the chances are good that I’ve missed something that you think is absolutely essential. Therefore, track 15 is up to the readers. Leave a comment and telling the world what you think is absolutely essential genre listening.