Wherein Adam watches Jupiter Ascending and salutes its ambition, even if it is a total hot mess
Wherein Adam goes looking for a diamond in the rough with The Colony and finds naught but frozen turd.
Battleship is so bad it’s best reviewed as a collection of facebook status updates.
Baby, we’re about to get our stew on with a review of American Warships, the final entry in October’s Netflix’s basement series.
Week four of my trip through Netflix’s basement features cold emotionless automatons, and that’s just the actors.
Week three of my dumpster dive through Netflix’s basement brings us to Alien Armageddon: a movie about religious space worms and the women who love them.
Despite every cinematic indication otherwise, The Dead Undead is not porn. It’s just really really bad.
Starship Troopers Invasion delivers non-stop mile-a-minute high octane thrills…if you’re a really sheltered thirteen-year-old male.